“An Itemized Bill For Services
Rendered” (1) For creating a cavern Of hypercritical studies That fill the hollow voids Of your existence With unceasing refrains Of endless, interminable Unrelinquished abuses Of efficiency and time: $200. (2) For applauding your keeping Of faith and honor
With the distinction Of not wavering Under the assault Of chaotic warbling And unbalanced wrath While being completely
misunderstood And undeservedly derided, And for acknowledging your
commanding A benign charity That attracted jeers, Ridicule, and mockery: $400. (3) For support In avoiding the burial ground Of dead reputation While teasing the undoubting And abandoning the certain In order to test the strength of
truth In a land of hostility and deceit On the edge of nature In order to mutate In a casual fashion The wayward ego Into duty and trust: $750. (4) At no thought to cost and debt Engaging in a singular act Of festivity Symbolizing the spirit of merriment And thus raising the despondent From the dark boxes of their
childhood And pointing their eyes Toward the light With unbiased minds, Cutting through the down-heartening And hazarding the possibility That defending the dispirited Will cast a peculiar light On the trait With sad disposition Exhausted from being shackled To inhumane characters
Of uncivilized cultures: $40,000. (5) For causing a discharge Of emotive missiles In round wooden mindsets That cause destruction and ruin To the ill-framed conceptions Of naughty and disobedient
Unmarried males Who refuse to date Because of the rod-like Microscopic organisms That exude an artistic expression
of dance For no apparent reason, And which vomit their Fragrant soothing ointments On the elaborate dinners and feasts Served over the past four Incalculably grueling days: $12.50. wbiro tip appreciated |